Saturday, 14 April 2012

Marvel’s The Avengers


The rise of a
BRANDDDDD NEW SUPERHERO !


Marvel's The Avengers is finally on its way to the screen !
I'm sure everyone is extremely ice-creamly excited about this, yeah ?
and Terima Kasih, sama-sama, we now have the chance to watch this awesome movie together with Nuffnang !


Firstly, ARE YOU READY to welcome a brand new superhero ?!
This is gonna be KINDA funny,
BUT
If I could create a new member for The Avenger's team,
This is what I...I mean..
it would be.
LOL

Introducing the.......

Auntie Kathy Bin Perry-Perry

Yes. Her name is Kathy.
Don't judge a book by its cover,
Don't judge a girl by her ribbon.
She probably looks weak from the outside,
but she's got all the positive traits deep inside her.

Now I'm gonna introduce all the extraordinary abilities she's got.
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT NAO.

First of all,
Transformation ability is always necessary
Nothing is as fun as being able to transform into aggressive mode.

TERRRRRRR


LAAAAAAAAAAN


FOOOOOAM ! HAIR CLIPS ARE ON !

Looking Good huh ?
With her big eyes, thick lips and nice hair,
she can make sun rise,
make ice melt.
She izzzzzt....
 Auntie Kathy Been Perry-Perrified !

So now.

AUNTIE KATHY BEEN PERRY-PERRIED

Chapter 1 - Auntie Kathy
-Spot a braid sticking out of her head ? That's actually a radar ! Enemies now have nowhere to hide, no place to run !

-Her greatest supernatural power is known as the ... "AkuPeningSangat.com" attack !Once the enemy is targeted, she's gonna appear right infront of him, like a ghost, and start hypnotizing him.

"look me into the eyes.." She echoes..

Then the enemy will see lots of her.
Yes, I mean several "her(s)" -_-


Next,
4 of them will KISS the enemy until he's suffocated.
Warning : It can lead to serious injury, such as DEATH.

 Scary eh ? POWERFUL EH ?!

Chapter 2 - The JB.
-This is a very scary weapon that the Auntie Katty possesses. It's named "Yerrow ! Jitty Bitty"
Due to technical problems, somehow, you can't see this weapon in pics above, together with the Auntie Kathy...

This is NOT Hello Kitty.

This IS Hello Kitty...

-This is a very dangerous yet powerful weapon. Again, TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOOORM !

Yerrow ! Jitty Bitty !

- The JB has her very own weapon as well ! 
Wait. Weapon of the weapon ?! PONCEPTION !

First of all,
Check out the Ribbon.

This is it.
It's known as the "Shanel Mademoiselle Butterhuai Clippy"

This ribbon is like a guided missile,
once aimed and targeted, you're DOOMED for sure !
 It's gonna inject some kinds of poisonous fluid into the enemies' body.
 The fluid is HYPERLY fatal.
It can turn Doraemon into this :


The enemies will then become stagnant,
losing all their super powers within 5 seconds.
Next, death awaits !
STRONG EH?

Second weapon of the JB !

The Mighty Knighfy !

This is another weapon that the JB owns.
It's as well another dangerous equipment.

So..
What's so great about this knife ?

This knife is integrated with Automated Intelligence and a hazard sensor.
When the knife feels threatened,
it intelligently BREAKS INTO TWO.


and that's all about it.
In another words,
it's totally useless.
Just for illustration purpose.

Chapter 3 - Finale : The Rising Superheroes

So do you want to save the world together with Auntie Kathy ? 
I'm sure you DO ! You do do do doododododo ! 
Thanks for reading ! 



4 comments :

  1. LOL INTELLIGENTLY BREAK INTO 2???? :D LOL trolled!

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  2. haha! so cutee la! sure win sure win! =P

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  3. goodluck! lookin forward to see you there :)

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  4. o.O creative yo! Good luck :)

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